Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat
Banned all the music with a phony gas chamber
Someone keeps saying, I'm insane to complain
You can't write if you can't relate
Who's choking on the splinters
Baby's in Reno with the vitamin D
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
Soy un perdedor
Yo, cut it
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
Things are gonna change, I can feel it
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Don't believe everything that you breathe
Stock car flaming with a loser and the cruise control
One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
I'm a driver, I'm the winner
The forces of evil in a bozo nightmare
'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
Saving all your food stamps
And my time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
Soy un perdedor
Soy un perdedor
Soy un perdedor
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
I slap the turkey neck and it's hanging' from a pigeon wing
He hung himself with a guitar string
The daytime crap of the folksinger slop
And burning' down the trailer park
Soy un perdedor
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
Soy, soy, soy
With the re-run shows and the cocaine nose job
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me?
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Soy un perdedor