Beercan [LP Version]

Oh, that is cold
Coming down, shiny teeth
Leaping up into the air, getting juiced up beyond belief

Fluffy clouds, I’m sad and unhappy
Buddy put me down on the bus
Old man eating all my food

Oh yeah, scraping off the attitude
Don’t be kind, don’t be rude
Don’t be kind, don’t be rude
Just shake your boots and let it all get loose

Fluffy clouds, jumping rainbows
Decapitating their laughing dates
Dancing women, throwing plates
Oh yeah, I like it like that
Winos throwing Frisbees at the sun
A soft and snuggly place

[Incomprehensible]
Put my soul between a bun
Choking like a one man dust bowl
Winos throwing Frisbees at the sun
Out of focus, much too bright

We went down, lit up the shack
I quit my job blowing leaves

Now I’m hungry, now I’m drunk
Oh yeah, I like it like that
Now I’m running like a flaming pig
Take me down to the depot
Oh yeah, scraping off the attitude
Now I’m hungry, now I’m drunk
Somebody bring me a plate of sassafras
Going on, feeling strong
And they were singing like this
Swirling chickens caught in flight
Old man eating all my food
Fluffy clouds, I’m sad, jumping rainbows
Everybody bent over twice
Oh yeah, my goodness
Telephone bills up my sleeves

Put my soul between a bun

Painting the walls throwing some dice
And I got something better than love
Just shake your boots and let it all get loose
Pretty good
Oh yeah
How you like me now
But I got a drug and I got the bug
Freedom rock slime ball talking in code
Somebody put a flame-thrower on that
A soft and snuggly place

Oh, oh my goodness
Uh huh

Hey, hey, hey
Game show suckers trying to bleed

Now I’m running like a flaming pig

Grab me a beer out of the sack
Fluffy clouds, I’m sad, jumping rainbows
Oh yeah, my goodness