What's all the fanfare, what's the to do
But if they don't dance and then they won't dance
Guaranteed we bring the brouhaha
Whatcha talkin' 'bout Willis? Who the illest?
We're known to bring the hullabaloo
Set the bullshit to warp factor one
You can dance if you want to leave your friends behind
Qu'est-ce-que c'est le brouhahaha
Goin' rao rao with the dungeon dragon
Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four
They can kiss my fuckin' ass
Communicator check one two, one two
On stage or at the spa
Ya hear some fuss, you're like what's the clamor?
A phenomenon pandemonium
The club is blowing up like plutonium
'Cause it's a brouhaha
Tell me everybody where is the love
'Cause it's a brouhaha
Get upon the mic and I'm a even the score
C'est ci c'est la oh n'est pas
There's a commotion that's goin' down
I'm like that freak from Cirque De Soleil
Don't carry a knife and I don't carry a gun
Oh mai oui you can catch me
Pass me the mint for the julep
Hey yo what's the motherfuckin' hubbub
With my leg behind my head and a rhyme to say
I talk more shit then drown the clown
This is Bones McCoy on a line to Sulu
Ha haha haha!
Check your tri-corder, set your phaser to stun
At Jean Vie with a pastry
Yo we be making mountains out of Cool Whip
'Cause it's a brouhaha
You know my name's Adam, stop callin' me Phyllis
'Cause it's a brouhaha
It's just me naked on the cover of Glamour
One, two, three, three to two one
Just back from Japan and ooh I'm laggin'
'Cause it's a brouhaha
