You know I splash on beats like sauce on spaghetti
Internationally known as the Keebler Elf
That's stupid, that's for sure
Make you do like Fred Sanford with, "I'm comin' Wheezy!"
I'm a simple man like Chance Gardner
I got a bedazzler so my outfit's tight
Huh huh huh huh, Shazam
You be like, "Oh yeah Adam, real mature"
Putting MC's out of business like they're Crazy Eddie
If you could see things from my vantage
I'm a hip hop scholar while you're left back
Huh huh huh huh, Shazam
On a track so slick it'll make you feel all queasy
At a gala event I represent
Shazam! Freak out with the genie
Everybody get down, huh
Everybody get down, huh
I know you're sitting pretty in the Hampty Hamps
Everybody get down, huh
Huh huh huh huh, Shazam
I'm a super-dooper, MC party pooper
Everybody get down, huh
I've got rhymes for jerks that's bringin' on drama
Don't even get me started on this microphone
All this cheese is gonna make me cry
I got the most style from below 14th street
Everybody get down, huh
I can't keep a catalog up on the shelf
Huh huh huh huh, Shazam
Got the edge and I've got the advantage
Everybody get down, huh
I sneak a chicken tikka Masala
Gorgonzola, Provolone
Point then you could better understand this
Everybody get down, huh
In layman's terms, let me break it down
Goodness gracious golly gee!
You're flipping and flopping just like a flounder
I'd like a lettuce, tomatoes and Munster on rye
Everybody get down, huh
I blowin' up like my name is Joe Bazooka
Working 9 to 5, Dolly Parton
Everybody get down, huh
When it comes to panache I can't be beat
Which rhyme you want first? The one about your mama?
So Jeckle and Rush, go back to Lefrac
Posin' like you're rolling with that camp
I'm in the lab all day, I scrabble all night
Everybody get down, huh
On the court I go by the name Praying Mantis
