Waxin' and milkin' all y'all square heads}
You lie and aspire to be as cunning
Postulating theorems, formulating equations
Ponce De Leon constantly on
Reeling and rockin' and rollin' B size D cup
People always asking what's the phenomenon
Order the quarter deluxe, why don't you wake up?
What I live I write, and that is strictly rope
Time and money for girls covered with honey
The sound of science
The fountain of youth, not Robotron
Expanding the horizons and expanding the parameters
D, do what you like
Peace is a word I've heard before
Rock well to tell dispel all of the old fables
I've got science for any occasion
It's the suckers with the badges and the blue jackets
Yeah that's right, my name's Yauch
With my nose I knows, and with my scopes I scope
{I do not sniff the coke, I only smoke the sinsemilla}
I've been dropping the new science, and I be kicking the new knowledge
Science
To peep that freak unique penetration
Not like a roach or a piece of toast
Well I figured out who makes the crack
I smell weak, cause y'all keep poppin' it
Expanding the rhymes of sucker MC amateurs
Shea Stadium, the radium, EMD squared
Now the dregs of the earth and the eggs that I eat
A professor of science cause I keep droppin' it
Kicked out of the Palladium, you think that I cared?
Rock my Adidas never rock Fila
'Cause I'm gonna die, gonna die one day
I got Cheech Wizard in a snow blizzard
Yo what's up? Yo, what's going on?
I've got pegs through my hands and one through my feet
Right up to your face and dis you
No one really knows what I'm talking about
So move and move and move upon the dance floor
I'm going out first class, ain't going out coach
Naugels, Isaac Newton, Scientific EZ
My mind is kinda flowin like an oil projector
An MC to a degree that you can't get in college
{Rope a dope, the newest in new
Now rock shocking the mic, of the many times times the times tables
Had to get up to get the Jimmy protector
Went berserk, and worked, and exploded
It's the sound of science
'Cause I'm goin and goin and goin this way
Ben Franklin with the kite, getting over with the key
Eating chicken gizzards with a girl named Lizzy
She woke up in the morning and her face was coated
Drunk a skunk am I from the celebration
Buddy you study, the man on the mic