Deliver Colonel Sanders down to Davey Jones' locker
Because the Beastie Boys have gone A.W.O.L
My pistol is loaded, I shot Betty Crocker
Terrorizin' suckers on the seven seas
And if you've got beef, you get capped in the knees
I fought the law and I cold won
I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'
Ali Baba and the forty thieves
Most chillinest b-boy
Most killingest b-boy
No soft sucker with a parrot on his shoulder
Housin' all girlies from city to city
Most finkinest b-boy, I'm doin' that finkin'
Most taxinest b-boy, I'll tax you boy
Ali Baba and the forty thieves
'Cause I'm bad gettin' bolder, cold cold gettin' colder
Takin' out MC's with a big shotgun
I'm wheelin', I'm dealin', I'm drinkin', not thinkin'
Ali Baba and the forty thieves
Most illingest b-boy, I got that feelin'
I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'
Most illingest b-boy, I got that feelin'
Most rhyminest b-boy, I'm stretchin' my shade
Most illingest b-boy, I got that feelin'
Most dustin' out b-boy, I'm tossin' my dust
Most shootinest b-boy, I think you're shit
Friggin' in the riggin', man, cuttin' your throat
And I shot those suckers and I'll shoot the rest
Yo ho ho and a pint of Brass Monkey
Most illingest b-boy, I got that feelin'
Most illingest illingest illingest b-boy
I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'
Ali Baba and the forty thieves
'Cause I pull out the jammy and I squeeze off six
Ali Baba and the forty thieves
I was drinkin' my rum, a deaf son of a gun
And when my girlie shakes her hips she sure gets funky
I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'
All for one and one for all
I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'
Most illingest b-boy, I got that feelin'
Robbin' and rapin', bustin' two in the ceilin'
Torchin' and crackin' and rhymin' and stealin'
Black Beard's weak, Moby Dick's on the tick
Most illingest b-boy, I got that feelin'
And I'll be rockin' my rhymes all the way to hell's gate
We got sixteen men on a dead man's chest
Never cower, never shower and I'm always stinkin'
We drink and rob and rhyme and pillage
Ali Baba and the forty thieves
Rhymin' and stealin' in a drunken state
Captain Bligh's gonna die when we break his face
Ali Baba and the forty thieves
Most illingest b-boy, I got that feelin'
Skirt chasin', free basin', killin' every village
I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'
We got wenches on the benches and bitties with titties
'Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'
I got your money and your honey and the fly name plate
Big bitin' suckers gettin' thrown in the moat
One for all and all for one
Ali Baba and the forty thieves
Most rhyminest b-boy, I'll steal your shit homeboy
'Cause I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'
I am most ill and I'm rhymin' and stealin'
We got maidens and wenches, man they're on the ace
Shh! Snatchin' gold chains, vikin' pieces of eight
