The turntables, up on the drum riser
You tried to steal my fresh and you got cold busted
Stuck you head in the toilet and stone cold flushed it
Cheaper than a hot dog with no mustard
I know that I'm fly man, there's no need to flatter
I got to the party, and I did the freak
I'm schoolin' in the boys' room, coolin' by the locker
Well, we got more rhymes than your damn crew
All the girls in class knows that I'm the cool rocker
Caught you poppin' that weak and you must of been dusted
I got a lotta girlies and not one's cattin'
Mike D.'s day off everyday of the week
Get busy y'all
A list of girlies numbers, oh, that I've dialed
While you were at a party, your girlfriend fessed
Busted, busted, busted, busted
Disgusted, disgusted, disguted
My name's Mike D., now watch me get busy y'all
I got a girl in the Castle and one in the pagoda
I drink quarts and cans and bottles and sixes
Because your crew's all soft and I'm disgusted
I got a hat not a visor, I drink Budweiser
Well, I'm M.C.A., I got nothing to prove
My posse's in effect and we're doin' the do
Smokin' in the boys room is what I do best
I do the Smurf, the Popeye, and the Jerry Lewis
A mike in my hand and a mouth full of Miller
Fly around the world, but it makes me nauseous
Mustard, mustard, mustard, mustard
I keep a pistol in my pocket so you better be cautious
The needle's in the groove and the vinyl's on the platter
Between the turntables keep the vodka and the mixes
Well, I'm Mike D., I've got the deuces wild
Flushed it, flushed it, flushed it, flushed it
You know I got rhymes like Abe Vigoda
I'm from downtown, from the city of Manhattan
You're a fake wearin' sucker whose gold got rusted
Get busy y'all
Rusted, rusted, rusted, rusted
I like Bullwinkle but I don't like Moose
Had the fresh rhymes and the kid cold bite 'em
Dusted, dusted, dusted, dusted
Punk in the hall, man, I should of oughtta hit him
Pay attention, my intention is to bust a move
I'm a Def Manhattan killer, a rhyme driller
I travel around the globe, it's keeping girlies dizzy
