The beat was a-bumpin' and the girlies was hot
So I'm on the run, the cop got my gun
One lonely Beastie I be
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry, he asked me for a sip
Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" and let two fly
This dude was starin' like he knows who we are
And right about now, it's time to have some fun
His boy had beef and he got dropped
I did it like this, I did it like that
Lookin' for a girl, I ran into a guy
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said
Mike D grabbed the money, MCA snatched the gold
I run this land, you understand? I made myself clear"
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
It started way back in history
Hands went up and people hit the floor
Now I got the gun and you got the brew
Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead
You got two choices of what you can do
His name is MCA, I said, "Howdy," he said, "Hi"
I said, "I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border"
MCA was with it and he's my ace
I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill
And I had a chance to run, he pulled out his shotgun
With Adrock, MCA, and me, Mike D
Been had a little horsey named Paul Revere
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect
It's not a tough decision as you can see
The King Adrock, that is my name
Riding across the land, kicking up sand
I said, "I didn't but I know he did"
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne
"Now my name is MCA, I got a license to kill
We stepped into the wind, he had a gun, I had a grin
He told a little story that sounded well rehearsed
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
The sun is beatin' down on my baseball hat
The brew was in my hand and he was on my tip
My name's Mike D and I'm about to get money"
Sheriff's posse's on my tail 'cause I'm in demand
All by myself, without nobody
Just me and my horsey and a quart of beer
I did it with a whiffle ball bat
The kid said, "Get ready 'cause this ain't funny
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin
He wasted two kids then ran for the door
He said, "Can I get some?" I said, "You can't get none"
I'm Mike D and I get respect
MCA said, "Yippee yo, you know this kid?"
The air is gettin' hot, the beer is gettin' flat
The piano player's out, the music stopped
I can blow you away or you can ride with me
Now what do we have here? An outlaw and his beer?
