One lonely Beastie I be
The sun is beatin' down on my baseball hat
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin
Lookin' for a girl, I ran into a guy
He said, "Can I get some?" I said, "You can't get none"
His boy had beef and he got dropped
I'm Mike D and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect
Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
I can blow you away or you can ride with me
The King Adrock, that is my name
The kid said, "Get ready 'cause this ain't funny
And I had a chance to run, he pulled out his shotgun
The piano player's out, the music stopped
We stepped into the wind, he had a gun, I had a grin
Sheriff's posse's on my tail 'cause I'm in demand
He yelled, "Stick 'em up!" and let two fly
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne
I run this land, you understand? I made myself clear"
Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry, he asked me for a sip
I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill
Just me and my horsey and a quart of beer
I did it like this, I did it like that
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said
All by myself, without nobody
His name is MCA, I said, "Howdy," he said, "Hi"
And right about now, it's time to have some fun
"Now my name is MCA, I got a license to kill
The brew was in my hand and he was on my tip
I did it with a whiffle ball bat
The air is gettin' hot, the beer is gettin' flat
I said, "I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border"
Riding across the land, kicking up sand
Now what do we have here? An outlaw and his beer?
Now I got the gun and you got the brew
Mike D grabbed the money, MCA snatched the gold
Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
You got two choices of what you can do
MCA said, "Yippee yo, you know this kid?"
He wasted two kids then ran for the door
He told a little story that sounded well rehearsed
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
MCA was with it and he's my ace
I said, "I didn't but I know he did"
So I'm on the run, the cop got my gun
With Adrock, MCA, and me, Mike D
Hands went up and people hit the floor
Been had a little horsey named Paul Revere
This dude was starin' like he knows who we are
It started way back in history
It's not a tough decision as you can see
My name's Mike D and I'm about to get money"
The beat was a-bumpin' and the girlies was hot
