With spinach in your teeth you're grinnin'
Pick up the mic and start joustin'
Ooh, my my, I'm really not feelin' it
Mario rewind the tape and punch him in
Like Walt Disney he is frozen
Says never trust a HAL 9000
Can't, won't, don't
Ooh, my my, I'm really not feelin' it
For all of y'all that be dozin'
'Cause when he's out in space carousin'
Like Chuck D with the where you never been I'm in
I'm a long way from where I've been
This song is the grass you're grazin'
Can't, won't, don't
They're gonna put me in the B I N
Got the studio to throw a craze in
The grasshopper unit is prowellin'
Don't think too much about the color of skin
Check two, one, two mic testin'
And Rufus is back home growellin'
Don't get mad 'cause I'm beguilin'
On Hornblower's lederhosen
I'm off the hook, don't bother dialin'
Check the horizontal hold and check the tint
Order in vegetarian sharks fin
It's like that y'all
So on your way out please take a mint
But I gotta keep movin', movin on
Add a little flange and phase in
Are these three fools back at it again?
Those bass lines Yauch just lays in
Ooh, my my, somethin's really wrong
My name plate medallion
Ooh, my my, somethin's really wrong
The P.A. sound is deafenin'
And in the Swiss Hall of Fame he goes in
Nothin' but sparks ignitin'
Inspector Clouseau and Derek Flint
Can't, won't, don't
And if I die notify the next of kin
Rise fallen fighters take your stance again
Bitin MC's I'm oustinin'
This one goes out to Dechen
Try to keep my life non-violent
Can't, won't, don't
It's like that y'all