Barry Louis Polisar
He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?
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Other Songs on the album
I Eat Kids (& Other Songs for Rebellious Children)
- He Eats Asparagus, Why Can't You Be That Way?
- I'm a 3-Toed, Triple-Eyed, Double-Jointed Dinosaur
- I Don't Brush My Teeth
- My Dentist Is an Awfully Nice Man
- I Eat Kids
- I Need You Like a Donut Needs a Hole
- I Never Did Like You Anyhow
- To Mommy
- Shut Up in the Library
- I Don't Believe You're Going to the Bathroom
- I Sneaked into the Kitchen in the Middle of the Night
- Fred
- I've Got a Teacher, She's So Mean
- Me and You
- Giggle Tickle Fiddle Little Wiggle Around
- When Suzie Sneezed
- My Friend Jake
- Early Sunday Morning
- Louder


