Much like pheromones for flies
All my stuff's completely natural
There's a lot I will never do
And it'll make you want to be with me
I missed out on the best of you
One day I will work with animals
It just measures up the distance
And then eliminates the folks between
I missed out on the best of you
Bye bye, self-respect
And I'll name it after you
Except for when you split my lip in two
But none as much as my want to be with you
You will not avoid my eyes
I haven't had much of it since you left
As I launch you into space
Then I'll market an elixir
But nne as much as my want to be with you
To your social chemistry
Your lips to mine if you were here
There's a lot I will never do
That will eliminate the common cold
Then I'll print it on a T-shirt
Some fantastic, I know it's true
'Cause you were the greatest friend of all
We can use to re-adhere
Pay upfront and make a wish
All the tests I'm gonna do
But none as much as my want to be with you
I can't stand to wait in line long
I haven't had much of it since you left
Some fantastic, I know it's true
And when we're done, we'll boil 'em down for glue
You'll see other guys are jerks
Bye bye self-respect
Some day I will find the secret
To see the look upon your face
There's a lot I will never do
One day I'll construct a satellite
I haven't had much of it since you left
I missed out on the best of you
And if I wear it past your work
Bye bye, self-respect
Some fantastic, I know it's true
So I built a new machine
Find your sickness on my list