A is for algebra, I learned it in school
Like I'm the only man on Earth, and I've forgotten what that's worth
And I don't even know why you keep on trying
A is for antagonism that's not even there and
A is for argument, A is for apparent
A is for attitude, I can't help but wield
And I don't even know why you keep on trying
There are millions of people in worlds of their own
A M and Azing, like Thelonius Monk
And I don't even know why I keep on lying
A is for Arthur, he's a lovable drunk
A is what Fonzie said, 'cause he was very cool
A is for arrogance, emotional shield
Long before you, long ago
A is for asshole, which is what I am, how rude of me
A is for applesauce, my favorite meal
And I don't even know why I keep on lying
Two of them can't let go
There are millions of people in worlds of their own
Two of them can't let go
There are millions of people in worlds of their own
Was, "Are you still single?"
A is for adversary, A is for affection
I don't even know why I keep on lying
And two of them can't let go
A is for Adam, which is how I sometimes feel
A is arousal, you are giving me an erection
I met a woman, I used to know
I owe you an apology, I'm sorry
All I could say, after hello
And I don't even know why you keep on trying
A is for acting, A is for abhorrently
It's just you begging for attention or something I won't even mention
C'mon I'm trying to show affection for longer than a half an hour
