That I and the authors agree
Love is a sail boat without a sail
Love is a bore
It's a phone that never rings
Love is an exit without a door
It's a sack full of sorrow
Will come back and be
A soap opera plot and lots lots more
But mainly I mean love is a bore
Plus all the petty laughs
All the things that I've said here before
And you'll pray that your love
Love is a ball game without a score
Love is the mailman without the mail
A comic without a gag
Or a ride on angel's wings
It deals with the subject
Whatever he does
Love is a flag pole without a flag
So just remember the next time you saw
In Tennesse Williams' plays
Is at best absurd
Asparagus without the hollandaise
It's, I'll call you tomorrow
I used to love it but now it's a drag
The lock on the candy store
But if you're in love you'll ignore