I'm at Home Getting Hammered (While She's Out Getting Nailed)

I’m at home getting hammered while she’s out getting nailed
Sad commentary on a marriage that has failed
Domestic violence cost [Incomprehensible] after dark
I'm at home drinking whiskey in my easy chair
Had a suspicion, so I opened up her mail
I’m at home getting hammered while she’s out getting nailed
Right before I went on disability
Late night with her boss, says they’re trying to make a sale
She don’t perk it up 'cause, 'cause her ankles got so thick
She used to bring me beer and love all over me
Hobo’s got a better life, riding on the rails
Well, the moral of this story is sad but true
My wiggler ain't so straight, I got whiskey dick

I’m at home getting hammered while she’s out getting nailed
Watching Jerry Lawler pulling Andy Kauffman’s hair
Police pulled into my trailer park

I love to drink and she loves to screw