Well, I spilled my red wine
Wedding ring was fresh on your hand
That’s why I sing this honeymoon song
That’s why I sing this honeymoon song
Your nails were digging in
Whatever happened to my wife?
You were blowin' more than my mind
When you gave me some nipple pie
You locked the doors on the Chevy van
In the back of a good times van
And oh, where has my sunshine gone?
Right below your pantyline
I couldn't even try to shout
Your head was a keepin' time
I was thinking about death do us part
I finally got your bra undone
Your teeth were biting skin
Said to call you Madam X
My Johnson was on the run
Parked in the bush doing sixty nine
That ain't no country boy sex
Honey, with you I can do no wrong
Reached over and you grabbed my wood
You strapped a red ball in my mouth
I guess it’s my fate, this honeymoon song
You beat me black and blue for so long
And with you is where I belong
Slapped the cuffs on my hands
Don't you know, that it felt so good?
I was slapping' on your behind
Then you pulled out a big black whip
Buddy that's a bad place to start
Took me on some love slave trip
I was screaming for my life
I was thinking about the wedding vows
How that’s a bad idea now
I guess you were a little shy
It's too late, it's my honeymoon song
