Come join us
If you're not one of them, you're us already so
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Don't you see the trouble that most people are in
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We've got spite and dedication as a vehement brew
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You can go through life adrift and alone
But we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
Independent, self-contented, revolutionary
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Intellectual, brave, strong and scholarly
Full of codified arbitrary directives
And that they just want you for their own advantage
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Come join us
Turn it into one of our own kind
But I swear to you we're different from all of them
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All you need to do is close your eyes
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Desperate, desolate, on your own
The world hates us, well we hate them too
But you're exempted of course if you
All we want to do is change your mind
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Well I heard you were looking for a place to fit in
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All we want to have is your small mind
I can tell you are lookin' for a way to live
Full of adherent people with the same objective
And you're scared shit less 'cos evil abounds
Where truth is determined by consensus
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Come join us
A family to cling to and call brethren