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Where truth is determined by consensus
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Full of adherent people with the same objective
A family to cling to and call brethren
All we want to do is change your mind
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But we're lookin' for a few more stalwart clones
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Turn it into one of our own kind
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All you need to do is close your eyes
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And you're scared shit less 'cos evil abounds
Intellectual, brave, strong and scholarly
I can tell you are lookin' for a way to live
Don't you see the trouble that most people are in
Well I heard you were looking for a place to fit in
We've got spite and dedication as a vehement brew
Independent, self-contented, revolutionary
You can go through life adrift and alone
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But I swear to you we're different from all of them
All we want to have is your small mind
And that they just want you for their own advantage
The world hates us, well we hate them too
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Desperate, desolate, on your own
But you're exempted of course if you
If you're not one of them, you're us already so
Full of codified arbitrary directives
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