I want to conquer the world
Hey Mother Mercy can your loins bear fruit forever?
And precious tomes to fuel your pulpy conflagrations
We'll have peace on earth and global communion
I want to conquer the world
Is your fecundity a trammel or a treasure?
Hey Mr. Diplomat with your worldly aspirations
With a quick wink of the eye
And I want to conquer the world
Expose the culprits and feed them to the children
Hey moral soldier you've got righteous proclamation
Hey man of science with your perfect rules of measure
And I want to conquer the world
Hey Sister Bleeding Heart with all of your compassion
Your labors soothe the hurt but can't assuage temptation
Give all the idiots a brand new religion
I want to conquer the world
Can you improve this place with the data that you gather?
And a God you must be joking
Give all the idiots a brand new religion
Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil
Promote equality in all of my decisions
Put an end to poverty, uncleanliness and toil
Did you see the children cry when you left them at the station?
I want to conquer the world
Promote equality in all my decisions
I'll do away with air pollution and then all save the whales
