Like Tim Lambesis’ Ahnold-inspired side project Austrian Death Machine, MS Paint drawings provide for maximum lulz. So we’re combining the two for a fun little contest; do your best drawing of anything Arnold-related using only MS Paint or the paintbrush tool in Photoshop and you’ll win an Austrian Death Machine prize package featuring the band’s [...]
As I Lay Dying frontman Tim Lambesis and California frontman Ahhnold are back for round two with the release of AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE’s Double Brutal, the follow up to 2008’s highly successful (and, well, brutal) release, Total Brutal. With an appetite for all things barbarous, AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE ups the ante with Double Brutal. This two-disc goliath features one disc of all new heavy tra
Tim Lambesis of Austrian Death Machine has posted an update about the recordings for the 2nd album that are taking place right now. ‘Double Brutal’ is scheduled for release in the Autumn of this year. “I can’t believe how fantastic things are going with the recording of “Double Brutal.” For starters, I thought I would [...]
As I Lay Dying frontman Tim Lambesis and California frontman Ahhnold are back for round two with the release of AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE’s Double Brutal, the follow up to 2008’s highly successful (and, well, brutal) release, Total Brutal. With an appetite for all things barbarous, AUSTRIAN DEATH MACHINE ups the ante with Double Brutal. This two-disc goliath features one disc of all new heavy tra
Tim Lambesis of Austrian Death Machine has posted an update about the recordings for the 2nd album that are taking place right now. ‘Double Brutal’ is scheduled for release in the Autumn of this year. “I can’t believe how fantastic things are going with the recording of “Double Brutal.” For starters, I thought I would [...]
There’s no denying that Austrian Death Machine are entertaining. There’s those who claim the shtick gets old after a while, and I’m sure it probably does… but this shit is still hilarious to me! This song — which comes from Austrian Death Machine’s latest, Double Brutal — is predictably funny, and the band did a [...]
An anonymous reader sent us the below fan-made video for Austrian Death Machine’s “Get to the Choppa.” Now, clearly, this is an instance of a fan with too much free time on his or her hands (Why don’t you do something productive, friend, like start a snarky blog where you make unnecessary, barely-qualified judgements on [...]
After much deliberation we’ve chosen the winner of our Austrian Death Machine MS Paint contest. We got so many amazing entries… seriously, they’re all great. It’s amazing what you folks can do in MS Paint. But the winning entry, above, was submitted by “WowWee!” a chap who wanted to win so badly he submitted TWELVE [...]