Got the contraception, haven't got the knack yet
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
We wanna be lapsed Catholic
Phone's ringing all weekend
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
We've tried it a variety of ways
Up the stairs, through the bedroom door
Onto the bedroom floor
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
Brand new girlfriend
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
Phone's ringing all weekend
We went through the front door
G-g-girlfriend
So we went to the cinema
Brand new girlfriend, [incomprehensible]
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
So many messages to send
Phone's ringing all weekend
So many messages to send
So I lent over and I told her
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
So many messages to send
Phone's ringing all weekend
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
I've seen her naked twice
Think I'm going round the bend
I've seen her naked twice
I've not slept in about four days
I wanted to bend her and fold her
We came home from the cinema
Go guitar, go!
