Got myself a brand new girlfriend
So I lent over and I told her
We've tried it a variety of ways
Think I'm going round the bend
Up the stairs, through the bedroom door
So many messages to send
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
Got the contraception, haven't got the knack yet
Phone's ringing all weekend
I've not slept in about four days
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
Phone's ringing all weekend
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
I wanted to bend her and fold her
So we went to the cinema
Phone's ringing all weekend
Phone's ringing all weekend
We came home from the cinema
We went through the front door
We wanna be lapsed Catholic
I've seen her naked twice
G-g-girlfriend
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
So many messages to send
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
Onto the bedroom floor
Brand new girlfriend
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
Brand new girlfriend, [incomprehensible]
So many messages to send
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
I've seen her naked twice
Go guitar, go!
Got myself a brand new girlfriend
