Riot Van

�Have you been drinking son, you don�t look old enough to me�
Because they won�t find us if you do

'Cause nobody told me�
And up rolled the riot van
Just for the laugh
They didn�t do that much wrong
�Please just stop talking

From men with truncheon�s dressed in hats

Perhaps these are ones they should avoid
�I�m sorry officer is there a certain age you�re supposed to be?
Still ran away though for the laugh

Oh those silly boys in blue
But they couldn�t care less
But the policemen look annoyed
And there was no way he could win
They ask why they don�t catch proper crooks
Well they won�t catch me and you�
And all the coppers kicked him in
Thrown in the riot van
And these lads just wind the coppers up
They got a chase last night
They get their address and their name�s took