Another variation on a theme
Who'd want to be men of the people
"We are defenders
They told ya, but you were gagging for it
Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
When did your list replace the twist and turn?
And if you're bothered, I don't want your prayers
Already thick and you're getting thicker
Already thick and you're getting thicker
They told ya, but you were dying for it
Or professional
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
D'you reckon that they make 'em take an oath that says:
D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder
You to tell the fucking punchline before you have told the joke
It wasn't in the Top 100 list
Staring at the television screen
Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
She saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
Not quick enough can I have it quicker?
Like a fist replaced the kissed-on concern
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Of any poseur
The sheer desperation to be seen
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
A tangle on the television and the magazine
Despair to the point where they provoke
Pretender around"
And it's the thousandth time and it's even bolder
Save it for the morning after
Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist
Assuming that all things are equal
