Is just a memory and those dreams
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
Oh the boy's a slag
Landed in a very common crisis
Now you only get it in your night dress
Clinging to not getting sentimental
Now when she tells she's gonna get it
Falling about
Flicking through a little book of sex tips
Not as daft as they seem
Is just a memory and those dreams
You used to get it in your fishnets
That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?
Landed in a very common crisis
Oh, Flo, where did you go?
My love when you dream them up
You're not coming back again
The best you ever had
Remember when you used to be a rascal?
Where did you go?
You were just sounding it out
(You were just sounding it out)
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Oh the boy's a slag
As daft as they seemed
Remember when the boys were all electric?
Where did you go?
Everything's in order in a black hole
(Falling about)
You were just sounding it out
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
The best you ever had
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
Remember when you used to be a rascal?
Everything's in order in a black hole
That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco
The best you ever had
You're not coming back again
My love when you dream them up
Falling about
The best you ever had
I'm guessing that she'd rather just forget it
Likes her gentlemen not to be gentle
Weren't as daft as they seem
But as daft as they seem
(You took a left off Last Laugh Lane)
Said she wasn't going but she went still
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness