So when you ignore her call
And I can't give you a lecture on how to be a man
But when I tell you not to give a fuck, don't take it to heart
Sometimes there's nothing sexier than knowing that you're doomed
When you took that girl to bed
But I've always been so desperate to give away my life
You just want me for some fun
And it's hilarious to think I thought by now I'd have a wife
And you just delete her text
And I bet you got a fright
But look at me, hey, look at me
When she grabbed your head and said
Then I just get lazy, I've got everything assumed
"Look at me, hey, look at me
As you make room for the next
I hope you'll reap the benefits of our ten years apart
It was only your first night
Try and be a gentleman and always tell the truth
It might make you feel tall
You know I love you, obviously
You'll soon get sick of microwaving low-fat meals for one
I might as well be anyone"
I'm not just a hypocrite, I'm jealous of your youth
Where I'd successfully knocked someone's heart out of joint
And I don't want to spoil your fun
But even though you're certain that it's just a bit of fun
I've not much advice to offer, no solid, foolproof plan
You don't love me, I can see
Woman was the enemy and victory the point
