I know why you laughed and you should know you were wrong
And last night it starts with that Joan Osbourne song
But number two proved that with none, we’ve nothing
And now I’m only happy when you’re not around
I hate it anyway but you made it worse
Bird number one taught me I shouldn’t trust
Will we sit next door and watch the soaps?
That’s why I find unfounded doubts abound
Recently, we’ve been somewhat volatile
We’ve nothing to do and we’ve nothing to say
Oh, when you go
Oh, when you go