Napoleon

'Cuz everyone is a fuckin' Napoleon

And the next time that I saw you
You told me they always pay for lunch
And I know you would always, always want more

And I said, "I still make a pretty good living"

Yeah that's what this is all about
And I said, "Baby you, you know I still love you
I hope at least you are having fun
You call me up to confide
Once you've proven what you're worth
All you had to be was willing
But how dare you complain to me?"
You chose not to notice until' now

Yeah you came and you conquered
'Cuz everyone is a fuckin' Napoleon
Everyone is a fuckin' Napoleon, yeah
'Cuz, 'cuz you thought for sure that, that I'd agree
And I guess that, that you dialed my number
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
You had an army of suits behind you
Yeah, yeah I wonder, when, when you're a big star

And you go on for over an hour
Oh everyone is a fuckin' Napoleon
And they believe in what I do
Yeah you were doin' alright
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And I think that, that's the way it always was
Everyone is a fuckin' Napoleon
Now you think that is, that's the way it's gonna be
I know you would never, never be done

And I hope that, that you are happy
'Cuz but everyone is a fuckin' Napoleon

And I wonder if we miss your old friends
What you must make a killing, a killing
You were larger than life
Oh yeah now that, now that there's a problem
Will you miss the earth?
'Bout each one that took you for a ride
Yeah everyone is a fuckin' Napoleon