You had an army of suits behind you
Yeah you were doin' alright
'Cuz everyone is a fuckin' Napoleon
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh
Oh yeah now that, now that there's a problem
Yeah that's what this is all about
You call me up to confide
'Cuz but everyone is a fuckin' Napoleon
All you had to be was willing
And I hope that, that you are happy
I hope at least you are having fun
And I guess that, that you dialed my number
And I think that, that's the way it always was
What you must make a killing, a killing
And I wonder if we miss your old friends
And I said, "I still make a pretty good living"
Everyone is a fuckin' Napoleon, yeah
'Cuz everyone is a fuckin' Napoleon
But how dare you complain to me?"
Yeah, yeah, yeah
And I said, "Baby you, you know I still love you
Yeah you came and you conquered
Yeah everyone is a fuckin' Napoleon
And I know you would always, always want more
You were larger than life
'Cuz, 'cuz you thought for sure that, that I'd agree
Now you think that is, that's the way it's gonna be
And the next time that I saw you
Everyone is a fuckin' Napoleon
Yeah, yeah I wonder, when, when you're a big star
'Bout each one that took you for a ride
Once you've proven what you're worth
And they believe in what I do
And you go on for over an hour
Oh everyone is a fuckin' Napoleon
You chose not to notice until' now
I know you would never, never be done
Will you miss the earth?
You told me they always pay for lunch
