It's a giant among cliches
Sing it like it's going to be your last day
Sing me "Happy Birthday"
Sing me "Happy Birthday"
Gonna be your last day here on earth
And feed the fishes
And that's why I want you to sing it anyway
Don't just let it pass on through ya
Like it's Hallelujah
Happy birthday, like it's gonna be your
An' then I slowly and so softly do the dishes
Only 'cause hell, what's it all about anyway
Happy birthday, it's gonna be your last day
Sing me "Happy Birthday"
Sing me "Happy Birthday"