He says you don't have to walk a plank
Join his entourage, give him a foot massage
He'll get you there with Hooked on Phonics
He floods the market there's no price protection
Buys them in bulk but then he sells it short
Talent, genius, love even signs of affection
'Cause we're taking our, our myths to the drinking a fifth to the
He's the one to know, doesn't matter if you blow, no, no, no, no
Now they hit you like an imaginary pillow fight
We're taking all our myths to the bank, oh no
We're taking all our myths to the bank
So just don't, don't forget who to thank
In fact it's just the thing, he thinks we're needing
If you could just do him this favor
Tanked and your flagship sank, so
The game is rigged, go fig your slide show
When the words we use have lost their bite
From Star Search to the Philharmonic
Deals in commodities of the abstract sort
But it's all right, yeah 'cause you're inside and you're in tight
And when his master plan is unfurled, there stands
It's a lukewarm liquid diet, they're force feeding
Although it might involve child labor