Banking on a Myth

Now they hit you like an imaginary pillow fight

'Cause we're taking our, our myths to the drinking a fifth to the
When the words we use have lost their bite
The game is rigged, go fig your slide show
But it's all right, yeah 'cause you're inside and you're in tight
We're taking all our myths to the bank, oh no
Buys them in bulk but then he sells it short
He's the one to know, doesn't matter if you blow, no, no, no, no
Deals in commodities of the abstract sort
It's a lukewarm liquid diet, they're force feeding
From Star Search to the Philharmonic
Talent, genius, love even signs of affection
In fact it's just the thing, he thinks we're needing
He'll get you there with Hooked on Phonics
If you could just do him this favor
Tanked and your flagship sank, so
Although it might involve child labor
And when his master plan is unfurled, there stands
He floods the market there's no price protection

Join his entourage, give him a foot massage
So just don't, don't forget who to thank
He says you don't have to walk a plank
We're taking all our myths to the bank