Hello Amsterdam my name is Fernando
Superstar, superstar, superstar
Superstar, superstar, superstar
He didn't even like us when we played 'Dancing Queen'
All alone with my eyes rolling like the moon
Hello Amsterdam you didn't like my Waterloo
Guilt, greed and genocide
Got to the big city and didn't know what to do
He said, "Everything is beautiful but my heart is too clean"
We came from America so you could share in the pride
But hello Amsterdam don't I look cool in my white shirt
Hello Amsterdam don't I look hip in my red tie
Hello Amsterdam I bet you've seen my kind before
Once was a white elephant that escaped from the zoo
Hello Amsterdam I wish I had something to offer you
Superstar, superstar, superstar
Superstar, superstar, superstar
Another sad tourist with his eyes rolling in his head
Superstar, superstar, superstar
Another sad tourist who never had a drink before
Tail between my legs I creep back to the canal