But honey, they’re a little weak, yeah, they're weak for my taste
And I hate to see all your sweet words just go to waste
Daily eating my weight in hay"
Between the things you say and the things I see
If you wanted to go out and drink a little wine
It's a little weak, it's a little weak, it's a little weak
Well he said, "I’m this way 'cause of the things I’ve seen
And I can see you try, I can see you try and put me in my place
And now like the air I’m blowing and blowing
Well, I’m an expert in all things that nature abhors
So I replay the scene again and again
Your look of disgust when I touched your skin
Just a fluorescent hangover to light the way
But I would rather count on your love instead
But you say it’s too dangerous to lead an empty life
And waste some time on a roller coaster ride
Well, did you hear the one about Mr. Ed
And I hate to see a good thing just go to waste
With no hope of ever being seen
Well, I’ve been praying a lot lately
And I try to figure what the world needs me for
Honey, that’s a little weak, yeah, it's weak for my taste
It's weak for my taste, it's a little weak for my taste
They’re a little weak, weak for my taste, they’re weak for my taste
I just called you up to see
It’s because I no longer have a TV
Honey, it’s a little weak, yeah, it's weak for my taste
They're weak for my taste, they're a little weak for my taste
