The other cops still call you 'Fatso'
And it still rattles you to this day
Your whole world dropped from under you
You better practice your evil looks in the mirror
Like, why you became a cop?
The other cops still call you 'Fatso'
After I'm through singing this song
I'll tell my cell mate, I'll forget about you
Left you sorry excuses
Why did you become a cop?
Slowly crawling up from the down low
Short fuse and a top to blow
After the jail break, I'll forget about you
They don't work on me
Wonder what it was that made you this way
Unhappy wife, shitty life, hit the bottle
Your whole world dropped from under you
Left you sorry excuses
Unhappy wife, shitty life, hit the bottle
Slowly crawling up from the down low
It still toys with you to this day
You better practice your evil looks in the mirror
Short fuse and a top to blow
Maybe as a kid, your toys were taken away
After my court date, I'll forget about you
Left you with meaningless things to prove
They don't work on me
Like, why you became a cop?
Why did you become a cop? Shut the fuck up
Left you with meaningless things to prove