You better practice your evil looks in the mirror
Like, why you became a cop?
They don't work on me
Why did you become a cop? Shut the fuck up
Your whole world dropped from under you
Short fuse and a top to blow
Slowly crawling up from the down low
The other cops still call you 'Fatso'
They don't work on me
You better practice your evil looks in the mirror
After I'm through singing this song
Your whole world dropped from under you
Left you sorry excuses
Short fuse and a top to blow
Why did you become a cop?
Unhappy wife, shitty life, hit the bottle
And it still rattles you to this day
I'll tell my cell mate, I'll forget about you
Slowly crawling up from the down low
Left you with meaningless things to prove
Unhappy wife, shitty life, hit the bottle
Wonder what it was that made you this way
It still toys with you to this day
Maybe as a kid, your toys were taken away
Left you with meaningless things to prove
Like, why you became a cop?
Left you sorry excuses
After the jail break, I'll forget about you
After my court date, I'll forget about you
The other cops still call you 'Fatso'
