With her darkest secret safely packed away
I don't have much to say to you
Try to forget how you've been touched
It's time that I got moving on
I loved you so I told you but it didn't matter much
But my long term's far from dead
With your darkest secret safely packed away
My short term memory is gone
And I'm trying to figure out
Find that all these funny faces look the same
And I've been drunker than a skunk
Ever since the day I left you
And I've been swearing like a sailor
I don't have much to say to you
And I'm trying to figure out
In my steamer trunk
Why I turned out the way I did
What you're all about these days
Up in my steamer trunk
As you're still burning the dress you wore to senior prom
I'm sorry could you repeat what you just said
And I've been drunker than a skunk
With your darkest secret safely packed away
Someone, somewhere dropped me on my cranium
I know who's to blame but I swore I wouldn't say
And I'm trying to figure out
What you're all about these days
What you're all about these days
Ever since the day I left you
I don't have much to say to you
Up in my steamer trunk
Since the day I left her
