Private Eye

(Don't lie)
That sense DNA on barbed wire fences
Don't lie

And at the right place, at the right time
Smoked myself stupid and drank my insides raisin' dry
That has no alibi
And I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit

It will have been worth it to stand in line
For anyone but me
I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine

At the right place, at the right time
It will have been worth it to stand in line
But at the right place,at the right time
Maybe someday I'll find me a suspect
But at the right place, at the right time
That sense DNA on barbed wire fences
For anyone but me, your private eye
I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine
Pieces of planes and black box recorders
Maybe someday, I'll find me a suspect
That has no alibi
Dusted for prints, pried up the floorboards
And I've been preoccupied with these sick, sick senses
I dragged this lake looking for corpses
For anyone but me
But at the right place, at the right time
And there's no ring, there's no ring on the phone anymore
You won't have to stop, saying, "I love cops"

It will have been worth it to stand in line
I won't have to quit doing fucked up shit
The New Year's Eve was as boring as heaven
And I've been preoccupied with these sick, sick senses
Don't lie

And at the right place, at the right time
I watched flies fuck on channel 11

You won't have to stop, saying, "I love cops"
Except some old rotten milk someone left in the sink

You won't have to quit doing fucked up shit
For anyone but me
And you won't have to stop, saying "I love cops"
I'll be dead wrong and you'll be just fine
Pieces of planes and black box recorders
There was no one to kiss, there was nothing to drink
There's no reason to call, I passed out on the floor
(Don't lie)

For anyone but me, your private eye, your private eye