And a DVD from QVC
You say it offends you, all that talking it never ends
Baby, what do you want from me
I even got you a chihuahua so you wouldn't be alone
Dumped all my girlfriends, even the dirty ones
Burned all my porno
I'm givin' you everything
Took you to Target for your birthday meal
You say it offends you, all that talking it never ends
Dumped all my girlfriends, even the dirty ones
What do you want from me
Got you you a trailer 'bout the size of Maine
You think they annoy you, they wanna destroy you
So you can go to the opera
I've given you everything
I burned all my porno, 'cause you were PMS'n
Bought a mile of interstate in your name
So what a deal
Disconnected my X Box
Got you a picture you can put in a frame
You think they annoy you, they wanna destroy you
Baby, what do you want from me
I burned all my porno, 'cause you were PMS'n
Wearing a suit all check and lame
And some decals on your finger nails
Baby, what do you want from me
I'm givin' you everything
So you can go to the opera
Zirconium diamond rings
I gotcha LoJack for your Pontiac
Baby, what do you want from me
And baby, what ya think of me
I'm givin' you everything
I give you everything
Disconnected my X Box and ditched all my friends
And a Bass Master, a Singing Trout
And a TV and a CD
Got you an autographed Buns Of Steel
I even signed it at the bottom so you'd 'member my name
You say it offends you
Disconnected my X Box and ditched all my friends
Baby, what do you want from me
