So please understand, I'm not your fantasy man
And I'm suspicious
Don't send flowers
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
I hate Oprah
Don't fill my head with poetry
Hey, hey, I am what I am
I'm homophobic
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Or stroll around in galleries
I don't do dishes
Hey, hey, I am what I am
I don't French cook
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Why can't you leave it alone?
Hey, hey
Hey
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
Hey, hey, I am what I am
Hey, hey, I am what I am
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Ah, hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Why can't you leave it alone?
I hate opera
Ah hey, hey, don't you love me this way?
Don't do aerobics
So please understand, I'm not your fantasy man
You just want to squeeze my masculinity
Oh yeah
I sit around and watch TV
But I'll be there to pull your weeds
So please understand, I'm not your fantasy man
Hey, hey, I am what I am
Of any grown up man who does
Hey
Hey, hey
I don't read books
Why can't you leave it alone?
Just lay around and catch a buzz
Or take showers
Hey, hey, I ain't gonna change
So please understand, I'm not you fantasy man
