She said "Come and lay down on the floor with me
Everybody shopping, little sticky kids were
It's really hard to stay me
They were calling her a whore
'Cause I'm in no man's land
'Cause I'm in no man's land
She was beggin' to be mine
Dirty blond split ends in the breeze
I'm lookin' for the real me
And their mothers they were screaming
You know, I'm in no man's land
Didn't see it in my eyes
"I'm twenty three and I need someone
I was the only one the suit would fit
I'd gladly pay you double overtime
She had money all her life
I dropped my suit on the floor
Or I just didn't know?
I just want a night full of man, Sonny"
If only I could feel me
She didn't see through my disguises
Oh, I'm in no man's land
You know, I'm lookin' for a steel man
You're just a little gift from me to me"
I'm looking for the real me
Sometimes I gotta play me
She discovered my emotional plurality
Sometimes I gotta play me
They were whining, they were crying
It's warmer here by the fire"
You look like someone who could
I guess, they thought that I was really it
I left fifty kids standin' in line
Hopping on my lap with their fingers in my beard
I never heard such profanity
She sat down on my lap and said to me
They were trying to block the door
'Cause I'm in no man's land
Should I stay or should I go
It's really hard to stay me
Can't seem to find a real man
If only I could feel me
She was in for a surprise when
Play with me stay with me, all day with me"
She said, "I want to put you under my tree
Can't seem to find a real man
But my job was on the line
She said, "I hope you understand,
You know, I'm lookin' for a steel man
We drove away in her Mercedes Benz
She didn't notice I was thin
They were driven to nativital insanity
In hysterics and I swear
I'm looking for the real me
She wasn't lookin' to become my wife
I'd gladly pay you double overtime
She didn't know that there was more of me
Nor the scent of my other personalities
Nor the softness of my skin
She'd have to learn to love all four of me
You know, I'm ready for a real good time
She said, "I'm in no man's land"
Hey, I'm in no man's land
She said, "I'm in no man's land"
You know, I'm in no man's land
With a delicate chin
I'm gonna show you a real good time
