We gonna buy ya washers and dryers
While you step out the back door
You might need it on your vacation this summer
But I'm gonna keep a close eye on you
But we hip to ya now
And we gonna kick the door down that goes to the basement
Or a eye punched out, yeah
Whoa, [Incomprehensible], yeah, yeah
I know you don't know it, babe
You take two or three pieces
And we're gonna put ya at home in the basement
Don't you go get whupped all on the toenails
Well, every time you go to the laundromat, baby
Puttin' your clothes in there
Or you better have a darn good explanation
I want you to know, I want you to know
But things look bad for you
No good
And baby, baby, baby, when that washer stop
We're gonna raise your eye lashes and whup ya some
And if ya run fast enough we're gonna whup ya on the bottom of the feet
While we can hear the washer when it stop
And gettin' your girlfriend to keep her eye on it
You better take my advise
Hey, I know you don't know it, babe
An' take ya eight hours to wash 'em
You see you girls had a good thing goin'
There will be no more goin' to the laundromat
I'd hate to see ya come up with a leg screwed off
And go down to the laundromat
Ain't that right men? Speak up for yourself
You better be through
