I Don't Even Know Your Name

I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name
I've never been too good at all those sexual games
But I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name

So I ordered straight tequila, a little courage in a shot
I'm in love with you, baby, I don't even know your name
I've never been too good at all those sexual games

I'm married to a waitress, I don't even know her name

So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
So I flagged you down for coffee but I couldn't say a thing

Hey, I'm married to a waitress and I don't even know her name

And I said, "Where the hell am I and just who the hell are you?"
So maybe it's just better if we leave it this way
I've never been too good at all those sexual games

Standing by a woman in a long white lacy veil
She said, "I was your waitress and our last name's now the same
I'm in love with you, baby, I don't even know your name
I'm in love with you, baby, and I don't even know your name
I raised the veil, she smiled at me without her left front tooth
I got a little wasted, yeah, I went a little far
I never thought my love life would quite turn out this way
But I finally got to hug you when you helped me to my car

'Cause I'm married to you, baby, and I don't even know your name"
The next thing I remember, I was hearing wedding bells
I'm in love with you baby and I don't even know your name
The last thing I remember I heard myself say

Of course you weren't my waitress, mine was missing her front tooth
I asked you for a date and then I asked to tie the knot
I knew you didn't see me, I was in a corner booth