Honk If You Honky Tonk

Honk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't

Honk, if you honky tonk
She caught my little sign about a mile ago
Honk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't
Honk, if you honky tonk, don't if you don't
Ice cold beer and a swingin' band
Sheriff pulled me over, I thought I had it now
“I want one of them stickers or I'm gonna run you in”
Honk, if you honky tonk
Honk, if you honky tonk

But, if you do don't you love to
Honk, if you honky tonk
I rolled down my window, he said with a grin
A girl on my arm that won't let go

Me and Friday night go hand in hand
I can tell who's behind me, they give themselves away
But, if you do don't you love to
Honk, if you honky tonk, don't, if you don't
Lay on their horn when they read this phrase
But, if you do don't you love to

I hear ya honkin', yeah
Well, just the other day I was cruisin' through town
Honk if you honky tonk
But, if you do don't you love to