If It Ain't One Thing (It's You)

Then I went to the freezer, thought I'd cook me a steak
If you've heard that I'm goin' crazy, it's true
The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do

But now that I've lost you, I can't let you go

But that old VCR just chewed up the tape

If it ain't one thing, it's you
If you've heard that I'm goin' crazy, it's true
From the storm door you broke when you left here so fast
If it ain't one thing, oh, it's you
But I never knew that I needed you so
Well, I rented that movie you hate
Then I cut my toe on a sliver of glass
If it ain't one thing, it's you

The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do
The wheels seem to fall off whatever I do
If it ain't one thing, it's you
All I found was that old piece of our wedding cake
If it ain't one thing, it's you

If it ain't one thing, it's you
If you've heard that I'm goin' crazy, it's true