What's eating you is eating me
Mama's in the kitchen swingin' a date
Things ain't fair on this fairway
Oh, say you and you and me makes three
I'm in no man's land and it's a hell of a rush
What's eating you is eating me
Say you and you and me makes three
I got one in the hand and two in the bush
Say you and you and me makes three
The house is rockin' to the ground
What's eating you is eating me
I got just one wood, six holes to play
With a new milkman and his best friend's mate, oh yeah
What's eating you is eating me
What's eating you is eating me
I got just one wood, six holes to play
What's eating you?
What's eating you is eating me
Say you and you and me makes three
What's eating you is eating me
What's eating you is eating me
But daddy ain't happy, no, he's missin' out
What's eating you is eating me
What's eating you is eating me
What's eating you is eating me
Things ain't fair on this fairway
