Crazy Rap

They call it East Side Palm Dale
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
Fucked this girl, down in Georgia, came in her mouth
The mutha-fucker whooped my ass all night

I'm a fuck that bitch just one more time
You start talkin' real fast

So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville

Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby, that's all we need
I'll tell you all these mutha-fuckin' jokes
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

Then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Hey, man, I got a gang of that shit, man, I tell you what
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
I ran, I jumped out the back window
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
She just ran 'cross the border of Mexico
Her titties were filled with Hennessey
Had a big butt and big titties, too
So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African

So roll, roll, roll my joint, pick out the seeds and stems
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
(Where you from, man?)
(I don't bang)
Well, it was just sundown in a small white town
Until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
(Say what?)
When the Afroman walked through the white land

Met this beautiful sexy ho
But I rode that ass and said, �Yes, Miss Daisy�
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
Then I fucked to the left, fucked to the right

Lips was breakfast, pussy was lunch
Man, check this out it was this blind man, right?
I came in her mouth it was a crisis
I met a woman in the heart of Australia
She said, �I'll fry some chicken if you just fuck me�
I took her to my house, 'cause she was fine
Everybody just crowd around the mic
Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims

Have you ever went over to a girl's house to fuck
Hey, help me sing it, homeboy
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will

But damn she looked good
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed

So he starts beatin' on your ass
He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
I met this lady in Hollywood, she had green hair
Then a dude walks in, that's her big boyfriend

And he asks you where you from?

I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way
I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices
But it takes her so long to come
Your dick was hard but now it's soft

Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said

Fucked so long, I grew a fuckin' afro
If my tapes and my CD's just don't sell, I bet my caddy will
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
But first, I'ma start it off like this
I know I'ma cry when she gets deported
Hey, wait a minute man, check this out
She sucked my dick till the shit turned white
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
Her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan
�Woo, good morning ladies�, you like that shit, man?
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed
Fucked this hooker in Iowa, I fucked her on credit, so I owe her
I ate that pussy like shrimp fried rice

Houses went up for sale
But the pussy just ain't no good?

But he's already mad, 'cause you fuckin' his wife
See, I met this lady from Hawaii
So I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo
I thought to myself, �Sheba, Sheba
Met a real black girl in South Carolina

Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
Met this lady in Oklahoma put that pussy in a coma
Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody
Stuck it in her ass, and she said, �Aie�
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns
Singing them dirty rap songs stop and hit the bong
Plus you in the wrong neighborhood?
But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad
Met this lady in Michigan, I can't wait till I fuck that bitch again
I let her ride in my Caddy 'cause I didn't know
When I met a little girl named Jan

Got my ass lookin' like a zebra�

Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap CD's
Man, I thought I told ya
Now you still gotta go jack off
You thought you had a girl to rock your world
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
I wanna get married, but I can't afford it
My man on the guitar, fool on the drums
And then you're getting' upset 'cause you can't get her wet
(What?)
That country music nearly drove me crazy
Fine young thing, said her name's Maria
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palm Dale, skatin' on Dayton rims
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns
That's the best damn pussy I ever had

Hey, he walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?

Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong

Fucked her till she turned into a white albino
So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need
So you try to play it off and eat the pussy
I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla

We fucked on the bed, fucked on the flo'

But she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup De Ville
Like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
(Say what?)
But her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4
I fucked her once, I fucked her twice