Paranoid

Little little homie hold my gun
Muthafuckaz at mah house waitin' right now 'cuz
If I don't sell a mill, this could, could happen still
Before I have to go to jail
He stays over there
That's what I'm saying now
One false move, I can be destroyed

Stop telling these bitches where you got it from
Before the DEA kick the door off the hinges
A police raid
(You see life is like football, you know what I'm saying?)
Hope the cops don't backup, here they come man

Before somebody go snitch

I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, paranoid
I don't mean to seem vicious but you look suspicious
Pass the tabs the turnakit and syringes
Where I run, I don't care
I avoid the cops, I use a decoy
Stop fuckin' up, call me before you come
As I bail down the street with my khakis creased
One false move, I can be destroyed
You see my motherfuckin' driver, he's a white boy
Before somebody go and snitch

I avoid the cops, I use a decoy
Fly like lepord's

Yo name is what? What? I know you from where? Where?
I'm gonna fuckin' run
How long can sell?
Shining on my dope spot
Cops chase me, through the hood

Pulling Smith an' Wessons on strange pedestrians
This rap so damn real, I'm glad I gotta record deal

I'm so paranoid, now God lay me down to sleep

The cocaine rockin' and the hood rats jockin'
Pass the tabs the turnakit and syringes

What the fuck you think they gonna do when the police pressure 'em?
How long can I sell?
Learned to rely on my gut feelin'
Pray some white person, gotta video tape

(I mean you know you might get tackled, you know what I'm saying?)
See you all fuckin' up, I got these looks

(You gotta hike the ball and just make something happen man)
All my life I did nothin' but dealin'
Asking questions giving suggestions

Before I have to go to jail
Pass my beer so I can swallow this rock

Stop talking 'bout drugs on the telephone
She couldn't deal with the stress and the strife
See my motherfuckin' driver, he's a white boy
You see my motherfuckin' driver, he's a white boy
Yo man little rich kids comin' over here

How long, stop runnin', stop runnin', can I sell?
Can I possibly get real?
I avoid the cops I use a decoy
You see my motherfuckin' driver, he's a white boy
Do you think, we under police surveillance?
The Sheriff department's right down the block
No black support
You know they gonna snitch, they can't even lie to their parents
Before somebody go snitch
But my drug life drug me away from my wife
Before the DEA kick the door of the hinges

Cookin' crack up, dollar bills stacked up
Can I possibly get real?
Straight in to the woods camera
Handcuffs very tight, Baptist jury all white
How long can I sell?

Can I possibly get real?
But I gotta sell dope till it happen
Late at night I fantasize 'bout rappin'
Stop walking with a bunch of thugs to my home
Twinkle twinkle little little star

Before the DEA kick the door of the hinges

Busted crack, criminal court
Maybe I oughta stop sellin' water
That looks like a police car
I hear, German Shepards
Havin' conversations with my gang assailants
I hope not
One false move I can be destroyed
One false move, I can be destroyed
Everybody looking at me look like the police
Spend more time with my son and my daughter
The Sheriff departments right down the block
Hurry up, pass the tabs, turnakit and syringes
Pass my beer so I can swallow this rock
Before somebody go and snitch
Before the cops rape, please give me a beat
If they accidently kill me and I don't escape
Freeze, hold it right there
Before I have to go to jail
The Sheriff departments right down the block
Aiight
For how long?
Hey, who is that, who is that man?
Drug dealers, nightmare
They could never be my peers, sentence me twenty years
(Then again, you might fuck around and make a touch down)
Can I possibly get real?

I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, paranoid

Pass my beer so I can swallow this rock
To avoid the cops, I use a decoy
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, paranoid
Before I have to go to jail
The late night knockin' the drive way blockin'
Throw that dope, anywhere
I'm so paranoid, stressed, stressed, paranoid, paranoid
Get to crying and shit, Afroman sold it to me mommy