Afroman
If It Ain't Free
Songwriters: Foreman, Joseph(Pass me)
I told her like sugar free, I said now wait a minute baby, hold on
(While yer bullshuttin' looky here boy)
You gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe
And go back home to your dil-do
Not skip this song)
Take her to the wrong neighborhood way across town
Unless you stick your dick down her esophagus
(I'll be sittin' up there)
(Ladies and gentlemen, fresh off parole the Quarterpiece Quartet)
Man, this girl walked up to me the other day
(Hold on)
You know what I'm sayin' cuz?)
Rollin' like a tumbleweed through Pimpville, Pimpafornia
So fellas, don't get pussy-whoopped
Please, don't make me laugh ho
(Say what?)
(Parasites? You understand me?)
That I love, in the whole wide world
Swarmin' around my water tryin' to suck me dry
(You know)
'Cuz now I know exactly what you are
Now she kissin' Little Man
Nine times outta ten you didn't get your dick sucked
I'm the Hungry Hustler, Afro mutha' fuckin'
If your pussy ain't free it's not for me, baby
(Yes you go on an do your thang)
You need to make the woman pay for your dick
(Mosquitos)
(You know I ain't tryin' to be too niggerish on the microphone
All the home boys feel obligated to tip
You's a gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe
Don't have to be one of em'
You's a gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe
And maybe we can go to the mall, or sumpin' punk bitch
You the one huffin', you the one puffin'
I'm a stingy black boy from the year two thousand
(Crack o'yer ass)
(Henh do you undersmell me?)
If you're lookin' for a trick, Miss Gold Digger
(Afro)
Talkin' 'bout take me shopping
Hey let me concentrate and say)
So listen to this shit, biotch)
Your G-mosavé from the mohavé
Last night she sucked my dick
Mosquite ho's
You have a sense of humor you sexy and you smart
(Honey)
(Hey, let's flip it with finesse, for the ladies)
But money come to hard to give it all to a broad
I ain't even fuckin' her she want me to jeopardize my life
With the G-string goin' up the crack o'yer ass
And we ain't talkin' bout all women
(I know that's right, hell, yeah)
Whoop that pussy
Givin' a shout out to all these parasites
I said hit me when your welfare check is comin'
'Cuz I-I-I have never met a girl
Take yo gold diggin' hands off my Afro
(Still a trick)
Now I ain't fixin' to break nary fingernail goin' oops upside yo head
Yo, you didn't speak back when I spoke to you
(You so intelligent)
Payin' a broad is preposterous
And it's a trip when a stripper start to strip
(C'mon 'cuz where you at loco? You broke my fuckin' heart)
And I really want to put a woman like you somewhere on my team
Won't he suck my dick and let's cut out the
(Check this out loco)
It ain't like you my woman you know what I'm sayin'?
I told her like this eyea, bitch, I ain't playin'
If your pussy ain't free it's not for me
(You can't have my money)
You gold diggin' bitch usin' yer pussy tryin' to get rich maybe
I told her like be legit check this shit out, I say, hey man
(Step on out my car don't forget your panties and your bra)
(Hey what's Nate Dogg tell them bitches man?
Pussy is the only thing a bitch got goin'
It must be Sunday, 'cuz you got no class
Don't ya? don't ya?)
Babay, you are the woman of my dreams
And got mad at me when I asked her for some
That's drama naw, naw, that's some shit you got from your mama
And even if you did that, you still a trick
Ooh, I never found a gold diggin' woman arousin'
Baby, even though I love the way you grease your thighs
You need to go talk to a old nigga
We all do stupid things payin' too much for pussy
(You know you fucked up, don't ya? you know you fucked up
(Honey)
Give you money for dancin'? Come on, boo
(You can't have my money)
She the one layin' there, ain't doin' nuthin'
(What you say baby? You need some what? You need some money?)
Sellin' weed out the alley of the anti-dope valley
Bitch too busy, thinkin' 'bout
If your pussy ain't free it's not for me, baby
You hit the dance floor and started dancin' nasty
But when you tried to take my money, honey
Talkin' 'bout a man s'posed to take care of a woman
So get out my Cadillac, real slow
(All these little undercover prostitutes, 'cuz)
Baby
These mosquitos
I'm savin' my money for some chile cheese fries
Takin' all the money out yer bank account
And I bet you ate the pussy hopin' for good luck
(Whay you playin' me hey come on y'all)
(Get to the house and the bitch stick out her hand and shit)
But if the maxipad fits, go ahead and wear it bitch
(Nasty)
See, I finally figured out why these ho's be hoin'
(N-n-no you'd you better not skip this song, you better
(What Ice Cube say, hey check it out, he say)
I wouldn't give it to you, if you let me come on you
(Spoke to you)
You put your head down, baby, then you pass me
(Watchin' them male bashers Ricky Lake and Queen Latifah
If your pussy ain't free it's not for me, baby
You broke my fuckin' heart
I said baby, yeah, I need you to step on out my car
Why? Do I look broke to you?
Money for some gas in my Cadillac



