Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys
Hey homeboy, don't stress, I got the answers to the test
Full of alcohol at the football games
She's gonna make sure we pass
(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?)
Then we go back to school, yeah
On a rock cocaine scholarship, cook that crack until it's done
(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?)
Broke minorities, sellin' dope to those bitches in sororities
Hey fellas, can I get jiggy with it? Hey, check this shit out right here
My college professer smokes a lot of grass
With a mouthful of beer and a nose full of weed
(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?)
It would take a miracle for me to graduate
Tell your prejudice dad and mom
Mama
With a mouthful of beer and a nose full of weed
Baby, I don't mean to act rude
Colt 45 must have got you in the mood
Raise your shirt, lick the nipples on your hooters, girl
You know, I been act a fool, yeah
I said, "Honey
Black people in college act stuck up
Then we go back to school, yeah
With a mouthful of beer and a noseful of weed
Down your thoat, and fuckin' exploded
I said, "Oh, is that why you didn't graduate?"
How do I party?
She took her clothes off, now we're havin' orgys
(Mama)
Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys
We can slide your vaginal credit card
Baby, don't know, I'm an ex-convict
You know, I been act a fool, yeah
Then we go back to school, yeah
All of my friends go to USC
With a mouthful of beer and a nose full of weed
But you told me you would never fuck a black dude
You see the OG, you ashamed to be
To email their comments to suck my dick.com
Doin' more drugs than my nigga Rich James
Spend a lot of money on some brand new clothes
On the microphone, there's not a rapper bomb as me
You know, I been act a fool, yeah
Open up your legs, baby you're the girl
Then we go back to school, yeah
Tryin' to impress these brand new hoes
I can't concentrate on the teacher, surrounded by titties and asses
(Party)
Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys
Then we go back to school, yeah
Sell dope to your teacher, use niggernometry
I hardly
You was playin' with my floppy, then my hard drive downloaded
Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys
Walkin' round the campus with my 'fro and dick
Go to the University of Smoking Marijuana
To buy your textbooks"
So fuck you, you pretty little rich fat boy
With a mouthful of beer and a nose full of weed
So I'm gonna tag along and hit the bong with them
Laugh every time I have sex with a chick
Maybe I won't, maybe I will
Before we study, can we smoke a little Buddha, girl?
And still pass
You know, I been act a fool, yeah
You can suck my dick just like that boy
(What?)
Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys
(Hardly)
Then we go back to school, yeah
Stick out your tongue and let me shoot it, girl
(Honey)
Wait a minute, you know what's fucked up
Got a golden eagle on my stolen Regal
I had to walk 13 miles to school
Look at me, what do you see?
Stressed out, poppin' pills in my Coupe Deville
And when the police pushin', nobody's calm as me
Afro's the bomb, blowin' up like Vietnam
(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?)
You need money
I use that for my Negro college fund
You wanna speak back, but you really ain't sure
Talkin' noise with all of my homeboys
You got some sexy looks
(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?)
'Cause I'm Afroman, the educated crip
That's how you pass trigonometry
Every twenty seconds, I'll be grabbin' my dick
(Money)
So self-conscious, and insecure
To eat a fat dick like sum soul food
Get it wet, and I can get it hard
(Her titties bigger than they were last summer, know what I'm sayin'?)
If you bought it from me, it's illegal
You know, I been act a fool, yeah
Computer girl, come to my house and be my tutor girl,
With a mouthful of beer and a noseful of weed
My GPA's droppin' at a very fast rate
Ever go to class
Walkin' through the masses, lookin' for my classes
She's drinkin' one too many 40's
