Mississippi

Cops be sweatin outta town dog
But I can't be no hip hop star
Yazoo, Columbia and Natchez
So let's take a toke
She sucks me sucks me
Suck my dick until she spit again
Fuck their little homegirl
I'll make your girlfriend holler and scream
Grab your 40 ounce, let's toast
Erin, Broste, Carlos, and Tonto
Hide my fro
To Mississippi
But I hops in the Coup
Fucks me fucks me
I'm in control like Janet when I hit Jackson
Open up the back door ???Well son, you're free to go???
Way down yonder in East Bouche
I got the weed brother, who got the matches?
I'm the latest
The whole house ruler
I stayed in a place called Palmer's Crossing
To Mississippi
Afroman's the bomb, bump that
Afroman's the bomb, bump that
Flyin through the air in my underwear
I'm doin the most
Always gettin plenty panty action
McClaine, even McComb
Cries every time I leave Biloxi
Down in Picayune, baby
Hit it in Meridian
Did you find the gun? NO
Geri curl activator in my hair
All the pretty young women in Wiggins
A-F-R-O marijuana cargo
Now I roll Phillies
Separate me from my bitch and shit
Just like a shovel I be diggin
Drinking everyday like I'm supposed to
To Mississippi
I fucked all the little girls down in Sumrall
Leave with their Auntie Sheryl
From the delta to the coast
Come on let's all get drunk tonight
Make her toes curl
Please take me back home (Hell yeah)
(You shmell me homeboy
Calvin Gary, Garnett Jones
Bottle after bottle dog in my lip-a
Grab your 40 ounce, let's toast
G-dog 'cause, I don't believe we grown
To Mississippi

To Mississippi
Please take me back home (Hell yeah)
Afroman's the bomb, bump that
Runnin warrant checks on the Afroman
Please take me back home (take a couple pounds of this weed)
I sold rock cocaine down in Ellisville
What's up with all the bitches down in Pascagoula
Hattiesburg hip hop I'm the start of it
But hey G-dog, you and me'll see dog

Then cook me some cornbread and collard greens
(I got my Greyhound ticket right here man
Cadillac through Purvis
I hope I don't fight with a punk tonight

With all the Hillbillies
From Tupelo
Till we croak
Never ever thought I'd see the Klu Klux Klan
As I swerve this
It's the hungry hustler Afroman
I'm fittin to go home 'cause)
Hit it once hit it twice, then I hit it again
Who got the funky DJ that scratches?
Buying front row seats for the Afroman
I'm the greatest
So I'ma drive slow
For Nikki and June
Gulfport
Yeah, take them fools back to '82 'cause)
Sniffin my car with a hound dog
To Waynesboro
Buy my rap tape tomorrow
Before South Central, Palmdale flossin
Tryin to get my bitch to fuckin snitch and shit
In a clean low glow
Crooked letter crooked letter hump-back hump-back
I can't help it I'm a Crip baby
Get nervous
Tell DJ Pumpkin "Keep it crunckin Clyde"?
Hundred spokesta
Micheal Jackson glove, parachute pants

Officer Roscoe P. Coltrane
Please take me back home (you know what I'm sayin)
Scoop another ho
From the delta to the coast
Cause you my folk
Crooked letter crooked letter hump-back hump-back
So I can take Jane and girl
Prejudice police won't let me go
First it was a black thing, just the big Willies
Grab your 40 ounce, let's toast
Cause I gots to go
I'm doin the most
Or should I say loc
Smokin marijuana like a Woodstock hippy
Crooked letter crooked letter hump-back hump-back
All my homies in Laurel
Last summer y'all
To Mississippi
To Mississippi
Flowing on the mic like the Mississippi river
Please take me back home (Hell yeah)
Please take me back home (Hell yeah)
Beg borrow
Get my ass kicked in the white ghetto
I'm doin the most
From the delta to the coast
Hattiesburg, Mississippi
Please take me back home (Hell yeah)
Make that bitch rub her clit again
Hope I don't crash when I hit Petal

I'm doin the most
Hula Hula Hula
Please take me back home (Hell yeah)
Pinch the nipples on her tit again
Tryin to break dance in my B-Boy stance
Flossed like a cholow
But they still got big ole asses plus titties
Grabbed my guitar and started pickin a tune
Afroman's the bomb, bump that
I was dumb, now I'm dumber y'all
On the boat
Whatever happens 'cause, it's you and me dog

To Mississippi
Please take me back home (Hell yeah)

Kept my dope stashed with this hoochie
Please take me back home (Hell yeah)
From the delta to the coast
To Mississippi
I'm fittin to go back and kick it with my family 'cause)
Did you find the dope? NO
And all you haters, I'll mash you like potatoes
To Mississippi
1982, '83, '84
Request my tape when you go inside
Small towns, small cities

Afroman, I'm a part of it
Is it a bird? Is it a plane?
Rock their world
Crooked letter crooked letter hump-back hump-back
I got my dick down some girl's throat
I think you need to wipe your lip baby
Cuffed in the back of some police car
Tell the whole world Mississippi's your home
It's a beautiful thing jumpin off in the South
I'm a locsta locsta
Confederate flags tobacco in their mouth
Depend on me like my name was patches
Baseheads hit the pipe, they can tell it's real