Girls

Through my head except naked women

I like the black girl, I like the white girl
(Make love and have a heart attack
I like the girls
(Adam gave up his rib so I could take
When I was a little kid, check it out, man
Girls
We took a ride to my hood and I rode her real good
Girls, they gotta be the most precious commodity

A hot mama back the crib)
(Oh, baby)
I like the college girl and the hoodie rat too
(I like the girls)

I said, “Boom, bang, pop, pow
I like it when they bug me

(A both, y'all say yeah, yeah)
I met Lil' Red Riding hood
Girls
Girls
(I love the girls, yeah)
(You gotta understand, I can't operate with no man)
(You know why? 'Cause I'm a locsta, locsta hundred spokesta)
Like Martin Luther King, I have a dream
Cum and go at the same time)

I like women anyway they come
Girls
I like 'em with hair, I like 'em bald
My name is Afroman)
(Yeah, we gonna break it down, you understand me)
(I'm smokin' tumbleweed with all my homies from
(When I'm 99, I'ma have me a woman that's fine)
When you're on all fours like a horse on her hoof
All you feminists hate my guts
I like the girls

But girl, you gonna love these nuts
(All my G-mosobies up there in Pimp-dale, Pimp-afornia)
I like this girl, I like that girl
To make a long story short, I like 'em all

(You know I do, I'm so in love with you)

I like the brown girl, I like the yellow girl
I like the girls

Man, I like 'em when they're beautiful
My girl got real long hair down to her underwear
(I like the girls, sing it ya'll)
Do I look like I'm a homosexual?
Sing when we was little kids, right)
To make Red Riding Hood holler and scream
(I love you, baby, yeah)

I like the girls

Girls
I like the girls
I like 'em shy, I like 'em bold
I like the girls
I like 'em short, I like 'em tall
Haddeys-herb Missi-hempie)
Girls
I like the girls
I like the city girl, I like the country girl
(Ay, man, check out this song we used to
I like the church girl Ms. 'Goodie Goodie Two Shoes'
Ain't a woman that I don't like
Of course I wanna have sex with you
I like the girls
Girls
My girl got two big boobs just like two inter tubes
I like it when they ignore me
Girls
My girl gotta slender waste
Her favorite seat is on my face
Girls
My girl got two big hips just like two battleships
I like the skinny girl, I like the fat girl
(Ay, loco, sing that one more time sound good, 'cuz)
(Hey, lady, I'm the hungry hustler Afroman)
I like the nice girl, I like the mean girl
I got drunk one time and tried to talk to a dyke
(Oh, yeah, yeah)
(Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow)
I like 'em young, I like 'em old
(Afroman, yeah, Afroman)
I'm Afroman, the Big Bad Wolf”
My girl got two big lips, taste like potato chips
I like the girls
I like the girls
I like the girls

I like 'em smart, I like 'em dumb

Ay man, I wrote this rap about Little Red Riding Hood
Girls, yeah
My brain's like the ocean but nothing is swimming
Outer space, I even got a green girl
(Give me a light, loc, a tell that girl over there
I like the wrong girl, I like the right girl

Girls
I like 'em when they're ugly
I like the rich girl, I like the ghetto girl

Grandmama can't help ya now
I like 'em big, I like 'em small
I like the girls
Don't let me get high and get the munchies, girl