It shoots tombstone bullets with the ball and chain
All you pretty little chicks with your curly hair
'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'll prove it to you baby that I ain't no square
Well I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for me
I hope some schoolboy pick a fight
But stop what you're doin' honey, come over here
Know you feel like I ain't nowhere
Well I been drinkin' gin like never before
Well I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for
Take a whole lot of lovin' to make me feel good
Now listen
Look out, look out
I'm feelin' so good honey that's for sure
'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
A ready for, a ready for
Well I'm ready for
'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for me
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you ready for me
One more drink honey I wish you would
Got an out of town pistol with the graveyard frame
I'm drinkin' TNT and smokin' dynamite
